squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

my hand slipped

cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

Dysphoria

amannomattermyparts:

Gender dysphoria. A personal hell. It’s not something easily described. It’s like an ache deep in the pit of your soul. It’s like your heart shattering into a million pieces. It’s like suffocating, being drown in a pool of your own tears. And the worst part? No one can see it. No one can tell…

jlayton4:

micdotcom:

Watch: George W. Bush takes the ALS Ice Bucket challenge

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With freedom flying beautifully in the back.

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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cathoderaytube: Black Bolt, to elaborate on Black Cat

Black Cat:
Black Bolt:
 What don’t you ever do? 
Well, I don’t steal from or injure children. I don’t steal something unless I legitimately need it or the entity I am liberating it from won’t miss it, I never hit people that don’t deserve it unless I’m protecting someone,. I also don’t touch people without permission. I can’t possibly list everything that I will/won’t do, else I’d be thinking all night.

witchpaws:

Five Nights at Freddy’s.

grannybeards:

jackofallfandoms:

flightcub:

our next 44 presidents should be women

Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender

Damn son amen

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