prguitarman:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

The Skeleton War sends a messenger

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

"how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself"

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

"read away your fees" or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

pyromancers:

"whats your favorite sound?" rain
“whats your favorite smell?” rain
“whats your favorite—” it’s All rain

natebynight:

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

pudgybird:

when u start typing ur email/password in to register for something and the lil thing pops up immediately like “your info doesn’t match!!!” its like

sit down and chill i’m not done typing fucktruck


posted 23 hours ago via pudgybird with 1 note

spookyhoneybadger:

debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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