ndngabby:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I’m from the America and in California I have seen this done in a few bars I’ve been too so I can happen its just not everywhere yet but should be

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

spooky-dildo:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

Do it

charlesoberonn:

bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

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Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind.

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

the-ben-drowned:

The Backwater Gospel (HD) DISTURBINGLY AWESOME Animated Movie

englishsnow:

 Leendert Buteijn

bitch-media:

ordinaryelegance:

My latest cross-stitch.

Awesome. 

davidmichaelbennett:

Professional Cool Man and robot The Spine says, “Robots don’t need drugs to function and neither do you! Stay in school and you’ll be really coooooooool!”

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

© LANADEHLRAY